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June 15 Thank You Opec March 18 HANS WITH STUCK TRUCKFebruary 12 BLAH BLAH BLAHSORRY I HAVEN'T BLOGGED LATELY, BUT I THINK IT'S BECAUSE OF ALL THE CHEESE I'VE BEEN EATING. I DID GET OUT AND VOTE IN THE PRIMARY ELECTION BECAUSE I FEEL IT'S THE GREAT AMERICAN THING TO DO. I HAD HEARD THAT THE YOUNG PEOPLE WERE FLOCKING TO THE POLLS. WHAT DID YOU OBSERVE? HUM.. I ASK MY SON IF HE WERE A REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT AND HE SAID, QUOTE," NEITHER, I'M AN OPTIMIST" THE POLITICAL PROCESS STARTED WAY TOO EARLY FOR ME AND I THINK THE TV COVERAGE IS A LITTLE OVERBOARD, BUT THE TALKING HEADS HAVE TO BLAH BLAH BLAH SOMETHING. THAT'S OK, I HAVE GOOD BATTERIES IN THE REMOTE CONTROL. January 04 KENNY CHESNEY AND MEAugust 20 The Walker"NO, YOU PEOPLE CAME HERE AND TOOK
MY JOB AND I DON'T NEED YOUR CHARITY"
THOSE WHERE THE WORDS OF A WOMAN
WALKING DOWN THE HIGHWAY YESTERDAY
IN THE 96 DEGREE HEAT, TO MY WIFE, WHO
STOPPED TO ASK HER IF SHE NEEDED A RIDE.
MY WIFE IS OF GERMAN DECENT AND HAS BEEN
IN AMERICA SINCE 1971, BUT STILL HAS A
SLIGHT GERMAN ACCENT... July 30 STOLEN TV SIGNALWORKING BEHIND THE MIC AT A RADIO STATION
YOU GET SOME STRANGE CALLS. LAST WEEK FOR
INSTANCE, OUR NEWS DEPARTMENT RAN A STORY
ABOUT A MURDER/SUICIDE, AND I RECEIVED A CALL
FROM A GUY WANTING TO KNOW THE NAMES IN THE
STORY, SO, I TOLD HIM THE TWO NAMES AND
THE CALLER TOLD ME HE HAD A DEFECTIVE ILLEGAL
CARD FOR HIS TV SET UP AND HIS FRIEND KNEW
THE GUY IN THE STORY AND HAD TAKEN HIS CARD
TO HIM, TO GET IT FIXED AND HE HADN'T PICKED IT
UP YET, SO HE GUESSED HE WAS OUT $150 BUCKS.
HUM, WHERE'S THE SYMPATHY DUDE?
May 03 BINGOTRUE STORY FROM A NEIGHBOR OF MINE,
his son-in-law was explaining the Globe to his
5 year old daughter and the Child points to the
globe and says, Daddy, Where's Texas???
So the Father points out Texas on the Globe and the
child said "WHERE'S BRISTOL?" and the dad points
to the location of Bristol, and then the 5yr old asks
Where is BINGO? and the puzzled dad says "Bingo,
what do you mean Bingo?" The kid says, you
know-BINGO, WHERE' MRS. GODSEY GOES
EVERY FRIDAY NIGHThere Mrs Godsey goes every night
April 24 FISHINGLAST SATURDAY WE WENT TO HOLSTON LAKE
TO TRY OUT HANS AND KELLY'S SKI BOAT..
GAS GAGE SAYS 3/4 FULL.. GAS GAGE LIED.
RAN OUT ABOVE SPORTSMAN'S MARINA. WHILE
ADRIFT I WAS WISHING FOR MY TRUSTY FISHIN
POLE, BUT THEN I REMEMBERED THIS VIDEO..
March 15 TABLES TURNED WHILE LISTENING TO THE RADIO
THE NEWS BROADCAST STATED
AREA POLICE UNITS WERE ON THE
LOOK OUT FOR ROBBERS WHO HAD
HELD UP ONE OF THOSE CASH-ADVANCE
LOCATIONS... (I guess now "THEY"
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